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Oct 22,2008
Lage Raho Munna Bhai..! (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bhel, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bhelgaadi. ==================
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bhel, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bhelgaadi. ==================
Oct 13,2008
Little Johnny (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Joh
A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Joh
Sep 11,2008
jaane kyo (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
''jane kyo log kisi par yakin kiya karte hain, jab wo yakin todte hain to chot dilko diya karte hain, hum jante hain ye sab mante hainye, fir bhi log jan bhuj kar kyo kisi par yakin kiya karte hain...
''jane kyo log kisi par yakin kiya karte hain, jab wo yakin todte hain to chot dilko diya karte hain, hum jante hain ye sab mante hainye, fir bhi log jan bhuj kar kyo kisi par yakin kiya karte hain...
Aug 30,2008
khayabo main (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
''khayabo main aane baale tera intjar kab tak karu, marti hu tujhe par ye inkar kab tak karu, mere dil ko tete pyar ki jarurat hain par tera didar karke bhi judai kab tak sahu....
''khayabo main aane baale tera intjar kab tak karu, marti hu tujhe par ye inkar kab tak karu, mere dil ko tete pyar ki jarurat hain par tera didar karke bhi judai kab tak sahu....
Aug 22,2008
Yadoon ke is bhawar (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Yadoon ke is bhawar me ek pal mera ho, Phulon ke is chaman me ek gul mera ho, Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad karo apno ko toh un apno me ek naam mera bhi ho…
Yadoon ke is bhawar me ek pal mera ho, Phulon ke is chaman me ek gul mera ho, Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad karo apno ko toh un apno me ek naam mera bhi ho…
Aug 19,2008
cockroach (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
Aug 11,2008
hone the jitne............. (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
hone the jitne khel muqaddar k ho gaye, hum tuti naav leke samander k ho gaye, khushbu mere hath ko chukar guzar gayi, hum phool sabko baant k khud pathar k ho gaye.
hone the jitne khel muqaddar k ho gaye, hum tuti naav leke samander k ho gaye, khushbu mere hath ko chukar guzar gayi, hum phool sabko baant k khud pathar k ho gaye.
Jul 14,2008
Ishq se milti hai... (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Ishq se milti hai joh Tanhaiyaan, Hum kaise unka Dard bayan kare, Ek se hi itni mohabbat ho gayi hai, ki aurose ab mohabbat kya kare…
Ishq se milti hai joh Tanhaiyaan, Hum kaise unka Dard bayan kare, Ek se hi itni mohabbat ho gayi hai, ki aurose ab mohabbat kya kare…
Jun 20,2008
Worst thing in Life? (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Worst thing in Life? Someone has tears in eyes because of YOU. And the best thing in Life? Somone has tears in their eyes for YOU
Worst thing in Life? Someone has tears in eyes because of YOU. And the best thing in Life? Somone has tears in their eyes for YOU
Jun 16,2008
USA Joke (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Jun 13,2008
Doc take care everyone (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai- Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai- Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
Jun 11,2008
UPPER BERTH (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Sardar : Yesterday I didn't sleep for the whole night in upper berth. Friend: Why? You could have exchanged lower berth. Sardar: Ya, but there's nobody in lower berth to exchange.
Sardar : Yesterday I didn't sleep for the whole night in upper berth. Friend: Why? You could have exchanged lower berth. Sardar: Ya, but there's nobody in lower berth to exchange.
May 24,2008
atreyee's galfri take a look guys (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali m
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali m
May 16,2008
Comparison.... Man and Woman (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT; woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION; woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT; woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION; woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
May 08,2008
laugh (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
Apr 27,2008
2 Nerds From Bangalore (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Joke Provided by www.RajaMagazine.com Two software engineers were chatting in a Bangalore pub. “Guess what, pal,” says the first software guy, “yesterday, I bumped into an absolutely stunning blonde girl at the department store.” “So what ha
Joke Provided by www.RajaMagazine.com Two software engineers were chatting in a Bangalore pub. “Guess what, pal,” says the first software guy, “yesterday, I bumped into an absolutely stunning blonde girl at the department store.” “So what ha
Apr 07,2008
Rishta... (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Ek sawaal zindagi se kiya karte hain, ke hum is duniya mein kyun jiya karte hain, jab kisi ke liye kisi ke pass waqt nahi, toh log kyun rishta bana liya karte hai…
Ek sawaal zindagi se kiya karte hain, ke hum is duniya mein kyun jiya karte hain, jab kisi ke liye kisi ke pass waqt nahi, toh log kyun rishta bana liya karte hai…
Mar 19,2008
Aapki humse pehchan... (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi baimaan nahi hoti, kabhi maanga hoga hamne ek pyara sa insaan, warna yunhi aapki humse pehchan nahi hoti…
Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi baimaan nahi hoti, kabhi maanga hoga hamne ek pyara sa insaan, warna yunhi aapki humse pehchan nahi hoti…
Mar 14,2008
Na dur rehne se ... (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Na dur rehne se rishte tut jaate hain, Na pass rehne se jud jate hai, Yeh toh Ehsaas ke pakke bandhan hai, isi liye aap hame aur hum aapko yaad aate hai…
Na dur rehne se rishte tut jaate hain, Na pass rehne se jud jate hai, Yeh toh Ehsaas ke pakke bandhan hai, isi liye aap hame aur hum aapko yaad aate hai…
Feb 22,2008
Desi Chashma (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Paitent: Doctor saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Patient: To phir theek hai doctor saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Paitent: Doctor saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Patient: To phir theek hai doctor saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Feb 21,2008
Meri umar hi na ho... (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Woh baat kya karu jiske khabar na ho, woh duwa kya karu jisme asar na ho, kaise keh du tujhko lag jaye meri umar, kya pata aagle pal meri umar hi na ho…
Woh baat kya karu jiske khabar na ho, woh duwa kya karu jisme asar na ho, kaise keh du tujhko lag jaye meri umar, kya pata aagle pal meri umar hi na ho…
Feb 13,2008
Sardaji (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
10 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resq rope, PILOT: One must leave bcos of overload. GIRL: I'LL sacrifice. All sardars started clapping....
10 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resq rope, PILOT: One must leave bcos of overload. GIRL: I'LL sacrifice. All sardars started clapping....
Jan 22,2008
come and smile guys (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Paitent: Doctor, yeh phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Yeh mera pehla operation hai, Success hua to mere liye, Nahi to tumhare liye. Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto. Banta asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto
Paitent: Doctor, yeh phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Yeh mera pehla operation hai, Success hua to mere liye, Nahi to tumhare liye. Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto. Banta asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto
Jan 19,2008
Indian Mom...very funny....lol.....!!!!! (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a Girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a Girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
Jan 16,2008
Saada fakra da ki jeena... (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Saada fakra da ki jeena te ki marna ae, saadi kismat de vich haar likhi asi pair-pair te harna ae, saade jeene di kise nu khushi nahi na marne da gham kise ne karna ae, saadi bebas laash nu dekh k na dil kise da bharna ae, saadi kabar te rukh
Saada fakra da ki jeena te ki marna ae, saadi kismat de vich haar likhi asi pair-pair te harna ae, saade jeene di kise nu khushi nahi na marne da gham kise ne karna ae, saadi bebas laash nu dekh k na dil kise da bharna ae, saadi kabar te rukh
Jan 08,2008
teri akh bhare na bhare........................... {R.$} (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
Asin murid haan teri yaari de, tu yaad kare ya na kare, sada karam hai tenu paigaam bhejna,tu pade te chahe na pade, tenu dilon bhulaya nahi jaana, tu yakin kare ya na kare, saadi maut v hou tera naam laike, bhawen teri akh bhare ya na bhare.
Asin murid haan teri yaari de, tu yaad kare ya na kare, sada karam hai tenu paigaam bhejna,tu pade te chahe na pade, tenu dilon bhulaya nahi jaana, tu yakin kare ya na kare, saadi maut v hou tera naam laike, bhawen teri akh bhare ya na bhare.
Jan 04,2008
Lovely Wife & a Great Mother... (Shayari ) (Vadodara)
This is also for my wife Kokila on her Birthday: Between a 1000 yesterdays & a million tomorrows there is only One Today your Birthday & I would not let this Lovely day pass without saying, “THANKS 4 BEING SUCH A LOVELY WIFE & A GREAT MOTH
This is also for my wife Kokila on her Birthday: Between a 1000 yesterdays & a million tomorrows there is only One Today your Birthday & I would not let this Lovely day pass without saying, “THANKS 4 BEING SUCH A LOVELY WIFE & A GREAT MOTH
Dec 28,2007
atreyee's galfri take a look guys (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali m
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali m
Apr 20,2007
Holistic summer camp (Events ) (Vadodara)
Holistic Summer Camp A Holistic summer camp in Yoga , drawing, various paintings, etc. at Ambalal Sarabhai Foundation by Ms Neeta Chaubal . Also included Meditation, Aerobics, Performing Arts, Dance & Music , Omkar, Fine Arts, & many more…….. Als
Holistic Summer Camp A Holistic summer camp in Yoga , drawing, various paintings, etc. at Ambalal Sarabhai Foundation by Ms Neeta Chaubal . Also included Meditation, Aerobics, Performing Arts, Dance & Music , Omkar, Fine Arts, & many more…….. Als
Jul 15,2006
Weight Loss Program (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks to himself. "But lets see w
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks to himself. "But lets see w
Jul 14,2006
True story !!!! (Interesting Facts ) (Vadodara)
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside d
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside d
Jun 14,2006
Dear God (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter
Jun 13,2006
New CEO (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them
May 21,2006
Gujju Couple (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Gujju Couple were sitting at the breakfast table and the husband was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!" His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car." He came b
Gujju Couple were sitting at the breakfast table and the husband was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!" His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car." He came b
May 14,2006
difficult to please (Jokes ) (Vadodara)
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to an
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to an