> Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. > Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. > Banta Singh : Ok > Interviewer : Made in India > Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan > Interviewer : Keep it Up > Banta Singh : Put it Down > Int
How to say I Love You in 100 Languages + 1 include Burmese! (Psst.... some are these are pretty funny! English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibek Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M'bi f
Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor, Surat se tu lagta khajoor, Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor, Chal Ho jaa Dooooor, Saale Langoor. Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho, Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati h
Paitent: Doctor saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Patient: To phir theek hai doctor saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
The Secret of Surnames...from a village near Patna A guy from Bihar was away from his family for about 4 years while his wife was in a village near Patna. At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that
SUNDAR SI PATNI PAKAR PATI BOLA:LAGTA HE KI BANDAR KE GALEME MOTIYO KA HAR PAR HAR NAKLI HE. YE SUNKAR PATNI BOLI:HAR NAKLI HE TO KYA HUWA BANDAR TO ASLI HE.....BOLO TARA RA RA RA
Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor, Surat se tu lagta khajoor, Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor, Chal Ho jaa Dooooor, Saale Langoor. Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho, Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Two software engineers were chatting in a Bangalore pub. “Guess what, pal,” says the first software guy, “yesterday, I bumped into an absolutely stunning blonde girl at the department store.” “So what happened?” eagerly asks the other software g
For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot. James : I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Asif : I want 2 help Deepa . ==============================================
Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Ajeet: Roberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Robert: Magar kyoon boss ? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamse kam short hand to seekh legi. =========================================================== Sardarji is trying to commit s
sardarji:-operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kuyn kate hai 2nd person:- woh isliye ki patient operation na seekh le ============================================================ sardji ek library main ek ghante se book padne ke baad bole
Why Thank You Dear =================== Bob was sitting at the table one morning, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known for his lack of IQ.
Sometimes we must be Hurt in order to Grow,Fail in order to Know,Lose in order to Gain,Because some lessons in life are best learned through PAIN.... TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign WEBST
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usse CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske Khwaabo Me AKSAR Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai. pi
Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions hisfather. "Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's
Mobile aur wife me samantayen: 1.Dono hi naye naye achhe lagate hai. 2.Dono hi dusaro ke jyada achhe lagate hai. 3.Dono ko timely recharge karna padata hai.
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 g
