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Imagine 2 adjacent Toilet stalls occupied by 2 unknown people. The original mail had the photo of that , just could not copy it here,,,so this with that in mind will add the flavour............ I was barely sitting down when I hea
Jab ho zarurar toh koi sahara nahi aata, bagair raat ke aasman me sitara nahi aata, abhi waqt hai thaam lo hamari dosti ka haath, aisa dost zindagi me durbara nahi aata!
A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day. At the front of the room..
Mera Dil pehlese hi toota tha, Chalo ek Darar aur sahi, Zakhmi tha Jigar pehle se hai, kuch Khoon ki Boondey aur sahi. Toh kya hua, ek Khel aur sahi, Aye Mere Bewafa Dost, Tera ek Waar aur Sahi!
Shama ki roshni se andhera dur hota hai, is dunia mein har koi majboor hota hai… Joh ankhon se jitna dur ho… woh Dil ke utna hi kareeb hota hai…
Hum jite har baazi toh mashur ho gaye, Aapki hansi ke saath hanse toh saare gham dur ho gaye, Ek aap jaise DOSTI ki hi badaulat se Aaj hum Kanch ke Tukde se KOHINOOR ho gaye…
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...
1 Sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. WIFE Tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho ? SARDAR: Expiry date dhoond raha hu ...
Waqt ka saath har kisi ko milta nahi, phulo se saji saaz har kisi ko dikhta nahi, par mile aapko armano se bhari saugat, joh har koi kharid sakta nahi…
Mussadi Lal - without a licence was going in the Car. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG does not know me.
Never miss an opportunity to say “I LOVE U”, someone you really love, coz its not everyday that you'll find someone who has the MAGIC to make “YOU” fall in Love…
Nahi pata tha ki zindagi me aapsa bhi koi dost aayega, lekin agar khuda ne bakshi zindagi dubara, toh aapki kasam wapas yeh dil aapki hi dosti ko chahega!
