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Jan 03,2009
Unintentional (Jokes ) (Patna)
THESE are some interesting, funny statements (made unintentionally) by people in different places. WHAT WAS THAT? I have two daughters. Both of them are girls. All of you, stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon. T
THESE are some interesting, funny statements (made unintentionally) by people in different places. WHAT WAS THAT? I have two daughters. Both of them are girls. All of you, stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon. T
Dec 27,2008
Santa Singh and Banta Singh in ATM counter (Jokes ) (Patna)
One day Santa was drawing money from the ATM counter. Banta was standing behind in the queue and following him. Then he said to Santa " I have seen your password". Santa: "Really? Ok. Tell me what is it?" Banta said: " Its four star". Santa:
One day Santa was drawing money from the ATM counter. Banta was standing behind in the queue and following him. Then he said to Santa " I have seen your password". Santa: "Really? Ok. Tell me what is it?" Banta said: " Its four star". Santa:
Dec 25,2008
Indian Film Stars and their Answering Machines (Jokes ) (Patna)
Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ki doodh piya hai to message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga. AJIT's voicemail - Sari duniya mujhe white LION ke naamse janti hai, jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut
Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ki doodh piya hai to message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga. AJIT's voicemail - Sari duniya mujhe white LION ke naamse janti hai, jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut
Dec 24,2008
Sardar ke bagiche me (Jokes ) (Patna)
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped thae, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped thae, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chatri pakadke dal na!.
Dec 23,2008
How to kill Lion ? (Jokes ) (Patna)
Software Engineer Method : Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell them that you will upgrade it to Lion. Ravi Shastri Method : Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for
Software Engineer Method : Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell them that you will upgrade it to Lion. Ravi Shastri Method : Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for
How Laloo Fixes his Son’s Marriage (Jokes ) (Patna)
***How Laloo Fixes his Son’s Marriage**** Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son. Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I want to choose my own bride". Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter." Son : "Well, in that ca
***How Laloo Fixes his Son’s Marriage**** Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son. Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I want to choose my own bride". Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter." Son : "Well, in that ca
Nov 17,2008
Sarjis Post Your (Jokes ) (Patna)
3 gentlemen, one british, another American & sardarji were chatting. The british said he has his Union jack on his right thiegh, American said his stars are on his left & sarjis said in between he saw his long beard.
3 gentlemen, one british, another American & sardarji were chatting. The british said he has his Union jack on his right thiegh, American said his stars are on his left & sarjis said in between he saw his long beard.
Oct 13,2008
A Man on the Road (Jokes ) (Patna)
one day a man went on the road.There was a huge crowd on the side of the road sorrounding an accident.the man was so eager to see who was there on hte ground. He tried to get in to the crowd which was not at all possible. so atlast to give it
one day a man went on the road.There was a huge crowd on the side of the road sorrounding an accident.the man was so eager to see who was there on hte ground. He tried to get in to the crowd which was not at all possible. so atlast to give it
Sep 28,2008
Zindagi ki haqikat... (Shayari ) (Patna)
This is again for my wife Kokila: Ittefaq se hum mile, ittefaq se hum tumhe aur tum hame pasand aaye, ittefaq se hamari shaadi hui, hamari shaadi aab ittefaq nahi, Hum dono ki Zindigi ki sabse khubsurat haqikat hai!
This is again for my wife Kokila: Ittefaq se hum mile, ittefaq se hum tumhe aur tum hame pasand aaye, ittefaq se hamari shaadi hui, hamari shaadi aab ittefaq nahi, Hum dono ki Zindigi ki sabse khubsurat haqikat hai!
neend lagi (Jokes ) (Patna)
Sir: Kittu, kal tum absent kyun the? Kittu: Sir, kal mein girgaya aur mujhe jor ki lagi. Sir: Kahan gire aur kya lagi? Kittu: Kal main bistar pe gira aur mujhe jor ki neend lagi.
Sir: Kittu, kal tum absent kyun the? Kittu: Sir, kal mein girgaya aur mujhe jor ki lagi. Sir: Kahan gire aur kya lagi? Kittu: Kal main bistar pe gira aur mujhe jor ki neend lagi.
Sep 06,2008
LALOO JOKES - HANSNA MANAA HAI: (Jokes ) (Patna)
Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could'nt hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident. Laloo was deeply moved. He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar ha
Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could'nt hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident. Laloo was deeply moved. He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar ha
Aug 29,2008
joke (Jokes ) (Patna)
Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Aug 08,2008
Girlfriend ask his boyfriend (Jokes ) (Patna)
Girlfriend: kya tum mujhe shaadi ke baad bhi isi tarah pyaar karoge, Boyfriend: haan agar tumhara pati izajat dega to ...
Girlfriend: kya tum mujhe shaadi ke baad bhi isi tarah pyaar karoge, Boyfriend: haan agar tumhara pati izajat dega to ...
Aug 04,2008
laugh (Jokes ) (Patna)
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
Jul 17,2008
Sitare aasman me... (Shayari ) (Patna)
Sitare aasman me chamkte hai, Baadal dur se hi baraste hai, Hum bhi kitne ajeeb hai, aap jaise log dil me rehte hai aur hum mulakat ko taraste hai…
Sitare aasman me chamkte hai, Baadal dur se hi baraste hai, Hum bhi kitne ajeeb hai, aap jaise log dil me rehte hai aur hum mulakat ko taraste hai…
Jul 13,2008
joydeep's best (Jokes ) (Patna)
In your life,when you wake up & dont see any one,then come to me,I will be there to hold your hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST.www.joydeepbiswas@yahoo.com
In your life,when you wake up & dont see any one,then come to me,I will be there to hold your hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST.www.joydeepbiswas@yahoo.com
Jul 06,2008
Khushiyo ho itni .... (Shayari ) (Patna)
Khushiyo ho itni ki aankho mein aansu jam jaye, lamhe ho itne haseen ki waqt tham jaye. Dosti nibhaye is tarah ki, saath guzra hua pal zindagi bann jaye…
Khushiyo ho itni ki aankho mein aansu jam jaye, lamhe ho itne haseen ki waqt tham jaye. Dosti nibhaye is tarah ki, saath guzra hua pal zindagi bann jaye…
Jul 05,2008
Familyplaning (Jokes ) (Patna)
Bihari to Dr: Ram Ram daktarva aap hamara nasbandi ka opreson karat rahe fir be sasuri hamar biwi petse hai Docter : wo ka hai na kisan babu hum tuhar opretion kiya hu sare Bihar ka nahi.
Bihari to Dr: Ram Ram daktarva aap hamara nasbandi ka opreson karat rahe fir be sasuri hamar biwi petse hai Docter : wo ka hai na kisan babu hum tuhar opretion kiya hu sare Bihar ka nahi.
Jun 24,2008
Phool se kisi... (Shayari ) (Patna)
Phool se kisi ne pucha, Tu ne Khusbu di, tujhe kya mila? Phool ne kaha… Dena aur Lena toh vyapaar hai, Joh dekar kuch na mange woh hi pyaar hai…
Phool se kisi ne pucha, Tu ne Khusbu di, tujhe kya mila? Phool ne kaha… Dena aur Lena toh vyapaar hai, Joh dekar kuch na mange woh hi pyaar hai…
Jun 19,2008
Laloo Ki English (Jokes ) (Patna)
Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train. Laloo was ocupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment. The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and th
Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train. Laloo was ocupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment. The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and th
May 26,2008
Taqdeer... (Shayari ) (Patna)
Agar likh sakte kisi ki taqdir hum, Toh aapki taqdir me har khushi likh dete. Joh modh tumhe kamyabi aur khushi de, har khushi ko uss taraf modh dete…
Agar likh sakte kisi ki taqdir hum, Toh aapki taqdir me har khushi likh dete. Joh modh tumhe kamyabi aur khushi de, har khushi ko uss taraf modh dete…
May 21,2008
doodh peene ke 5 fayde (Jokes ) (Patna)
Ladki de doodh peene ke 5 fayde. 1-Milabat ka khatra nehi.2-Basi hone ka Khatra Nehi,3-Akarsak Packing,4-Bye 1 Get 1 Free,5-Hamesh garam gas ka Bachat
Ladki de doodh peene ke 5 fayde. 1-Milabat ka khatra nehi.2-Basi hone ka Khatra Nehi,3-Akarsak Packing,4-Bye 1 Get 1 Free,5-Hamesh garam gas ka Bachat
May 02,2008
Lage Raho Munna Bhai..! (Jokes ) (Patna)
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bhel, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bhelgaadi. ===================
MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bhel, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bhelgaadi. ===================
Apr 23,2008
One riddle and some jokes (Jokes ) (Patna)
A riddle: You are staying in a hotel on the second floor; just imagine that there is a fire in the hotel. Then what will you do? Possible answers: Jump out of the window; take the staircase, etc. Send your answer and see if you hit the right one.
A riddle: You are staying in a hotel on the second floor; just imagine that there is a fire in the hotel. Then what will you do? Possible answers: Jump out of the window; take the staircase, etc. Send your answer and see if you hit the right one.
Apr 07,2008
Kya Mangu Khuda se (Shayari ) (Patna)
Kya Mangu Khuda se tumhe pane ke baad, kiska karu intezar zindagi me aapke aane ke baad. Kyo dosto pe jaan luta dete hai logh, mujhe malum hua aapko dost banana ke baad…
Kya Mangu Khuda se tumhe pane ke baad, kiska karu intezar zindagi me aapke aane ke baad. Kyo dosto pe jaan luta dete hai logh, mujhe malum hua aapko dost banana ke baad…
Apr 05,2008
Wife Wanted ... (Jokes ) (Patna)
A man inserted an ' ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
A man inserted an ' ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
Apr 03,2008
Zindagi aur karm... (Shayari ) (Patna)
Jitni duniya mazak udaati hai, utni taqdir jagmagati hai, jab karm khuda ka hota hai, toh zindagi pal me badal jati hai!
Jitni duniya mazak udaati hai, utni taqdir jagmagati hai, jab karm khuda ka hota hai, toh zindagi pal me badal jati hai!
Aane wala kal... (Shayari ) (Patna)
Bhool jaao beete hue kal ko, Dil me basalo aane wale pal ko, Muskurao chaahe joh bhi ho pal, Khushiyan lekar aayega aane waala kal…
Bhool jaao beete hue kal ko, Dil me basalo aane wale pal ko, Muskurao chaahe joh bhi ho pal, Khushiyan lekar aayega aane waala kal…
Mar 29,2008
Funny Rikshaw lines (Jokes ) (Patna)
# Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena - Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena # Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala # Mera bharat Mahan (Lekin Janta Pareshan) # Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon - Aik Baywafa Kay Kahtir Riksha Chala
# Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena - Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena # Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala # Mera bharat Mahan (Lekin Janta Pareshan) # Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon - Aik Baywafa Kay Kahtir Riksha Chala
Mar 19,2008
Desi Jokes (Jokes ) (Patna)
In the hospital, a patient"s relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I am afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried face
In the hospital, a patient"s relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I am afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried face
Mar 17,2008
Rabri Devi went to heaven (Don't Laugh.... ! ). (Jokes ) (Patna)
As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh,"
As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh,"
Mar 05,2008
PROFILE OF A SOFTWARE ENGINEER (Jokes ) (Patna)
About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I
About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I
Feb 25,2008
2 Nerds From Patna (Jokes ) (Patna)
Two software engineers were chatting in a Bangalore pub. “Guess what, pal,” says the first software guy, “yesterday, I bumped into an absolutely stunning blonde girl at the department store.” “So what happened?” eagerly asks the other software gu
Two software engineers were chatting in a Bangalore pub. “Guess what, pal,” says the first software guy, “yesterday, I bumped into an absolutely stunning blonde girl at the department store.” “So what happened?” eagerly asks the other software gu
Feb 16,2008
KISSING MY ASS (Jokes ) (Patna)
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin...howev
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin...howev
Feb 11,2008
The Truth (Jokes ) (Patna)
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home
Isn't our Principal ... (Jokes ) (Patna)
Isn't our Principal a dummy, said a boy to a girl. Do you know who I am? asked the girl. No. I'm the principal's daughter. And do you know who I am? asked the boy. No, she replied. Thank God.
Isn't our Principal a dummy, said a boy to a girl. Do you know who I am? asked the girl. No. I'm the principal's daughter. And do you know who I am? asked the boy. No, she replied. Thank God.
Jan 30,2008
aapke yahan ki sabse.. (Jokes ) (Patna)
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Jan 21,2008
Dosto... (Shayari ) (Patna)
Zikar jab bhi aap dosto ka kiya kare; Naam humara bhi unme liya kare, Tareef nahi toh buraai hi sahi, par apne Lafzo me jagha hume bhi diya kare…
Zikar jab bhi aap dosto ka kiya kare; Naam humara bhi unme liya kare, Tareef nahi toh buraai hi sahi, par apne Lafzo me jagha hume bhi diya kare…
Jan 13,2008
Ek bar Santa Antartica ... (Jokes ) (Patna)
Ek bar Santa Antartica mein rahna gaya. Banta: Oh, kaisa hai waha ka mausam? Itni thand mein kaise rah rahe ho? Santa: Mere paas branded "candle" hain na! Banta: Bas...! Sirf candle...? Aur thand badhgayi toh? Santa: Simple...! Main c
Ek bar Santa Antartica mein rahna gaya. Banta: Oh, kaisa hai waha ka mausam? Itni thand mein kaise rah rahe ho? Santa: Mere paas branded "candle" hain na! Banta: Bas...! Sirf candle...? Aur thand badhgayi toh? Santa: Simple...! Main c
Jun 09,2006
journey with us................. (Jokes ) (Patna)
A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off
A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off