required water front(kayal) land for villa.25 cents of land required.
Socho ke pani se juda ho ke Machhliyan kyo tadap ke mar jati hai? Malum na tha unko ke Nazdikiya Aadat aur Aadat aksar Zindagi bann jaati hai…
Har mulakat ko yaad hum karte hain… Kabhi chahat kabhi judai ki aah bharte hai, Yuh toh roz tumse sapno mein baat karte hai par, Fir se agili mulakat ka intezar karte hai…
Life is a blank page… Suru Each person holds their pen and writes their own story in everyones life. You have also covered a few wonderful pages in my life…
Mr. Jaswanth Singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items. Singh asked " Where is the fat ?" , Person did not understand what Singh was saying and
A Little Girl & her dad were crossing a bride. Dad: Sweet heart plz hold my hand so u don’t fall. Girl: NO dad u hold mine, Dad: Whats the difference. Girl: There is a big difference. If I hold ur hand & something happens, chances rare that I m
Yaadon ki Keemat woh kya Jaane, joh Khud Yaadon ko Mita Diya karte hain… Yaadon ka Matlab toh Unse Poocho Joh, Yaaadon ke Sahaare Jiya karte hain…
Zindagi me haste raho, hasna zindagi ki jarurat hai, zindagi ko is andaz mein jiyo ki, aapko dekhkar logh kahe, zindagi kitni khubsurat hai!
Pucho us kagaz se jisepe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai, tanhaiyon me beeti baatein tamam likhte hai, woh kagaz bhi deewana ho gaya, jispe hum aapka naam likhte hai…
''tu sath dena mera to kisi ka sath na chahege hum, base koon kiska sath deta hain is jaha main , par ye sab jante hue bhi tera sath chahte hain hum, mana ye bahut jada hain par hum jo chahte hain wo kaha paate hain hum....
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPPU: A teacher
''miloge tum to tumhe haale dil sunayenge kya kya gujri hain hum par sab batayenge, jab ruth jaayenge hum to 1 baar kahdo ki aap hume manayenge....
Duriyo se fark padta nahi, baat toh dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai, Dosti toh kuch khas aap jaise se hai, mulakat toh na jaane kitno se hoti hai…
Aaj bhi kahin sawal hai is dil me, Bete ke pyar ka gham bezuban hai is dil me, kuch keh nahi paata yeh dil magar, uske ke liye aaj bhi pyar hai dil me…
Agar rakh sako toh ek nishaani hu main, Aur kho doh toh sirf ek kahanai hu main, Rok paaye na jiske yeh saari duniya, Woh ek boond aankho ka paani hu main.
Yadoon ke is bhawar me ek pal mera ho, Phulon ke is chaman me ek gul mera ho, Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad karo apno ko toh un apno me ek naam mera bhi ho…
Dil ki tamana yehi hai ki har aane wali khabar teri ho, Aye dost apni dosti itni bulund ho ki, jab mai is duniya se chala jau, sabse pehle aankhen geeli teri ho.
Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta. Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil milta. Yeh dil walon ki duniya hai ajjab, Kisi se dil nahi milta, toh koi dil se nahi milta
aisi bewafai ki usne ki mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi apni mohabat ki itni kimat vasul ki usne ki hamari kabar bhi nilam ho gai
Sitaro ke bich se churaya hai aapko, dil se apna dost banaya hai apko. Is dil ko kabi tutne mat dena, Dil ke kone mea basaya hai aapko
Tum ghairoon ki baat karte ho, humne apne bhi aazmaen hain, logh kanto se bach nikalte hain, humne phuloon se zakhm khayen hain.
Ab iss intezar ki aadat si ho gayi hai, khamoshi ek halat si ho gayi hai, na shikwa na shikayat hai kisi se, kyoki ab akele pann se Mohabbat si ho gayi hai…
Sun sohniye husan diye pariye ni tu sohni a koi vajeer ta nahi, jina naal tu galla kare has has k j oh badshah ne asi fakir te nahi, mania k tu bahut sohni a par siala d heer te nahi, ki hoya j asi tenu akh maar ti kamliye akh e c teer ta na
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne ka nahi, par bhi waqt hi yaad kar liya karo, mana aapke aas paas sari duniya hai, Kabhi hamari kami ka bhi ahasas kar liya karo.
Log kehte hai: Tum apni mohabbat ka izhaar nahi karte? Humne kaha: joh lafzo me bayan ho jaye, sirf utna hum kisi se pyaar nahi karte…
Maine pucha khuda se, Tumne duniya ko pyaar ka dushman qyu banaya. Khuda hasse aur bole, Tumne kaun sa mere saath achha kiya, Tumne toh YAAR ko hi Khuda Bana liya hai…
Little Johnny was in trouble again.....He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state's evidence was overwhelming. As a last desperate move, the defens e counsel came over to the witnes
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look...I don'
Nikalte hai ansu jab mulakat nahi hoti, tut jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti, aapki jaan ki kasam aap na yaad aaye, aisi koi subah ya sham nahi hoti…
1 - Live to relax! 2 - Love your bed, it is your temple! 3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night! 4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it! 5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards! 6 - Wor
one day a man went on the road.There was a huge crowd on the side of the road sorrounding an accident.the man was so eager to see who was there on hte ground. He tried to get in to the crowd which was not at all possible. so atlast to give it a try
To you all Hyderabadis (or ex), thought you might find this amusing! Khaikho ? Can you define Hyderabadi? If no, read this..........Kaun hai Hyderabadi? 1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22), while y
Pyar Main Dil Uunka Bhi Nam Tha, Bhigi Si Woh Pyar Bhara Pal Tha, Yaadon Main Reh Gayi Woh Thasvirain, Jo Pyar Bhara Khusiyon Ka Safar Tha.
Ishq se milti hai joh Tanhaiyaan, Hum kaise unka Dard bayan kare, Ek se hi itni mohabbat ho gayi hai, ki aurose ab mohabbat kya kare…
Zindagi me hamesha haste raho, hasna zindagi ki zarurat hai, tum zindagi jiyo toh is andaz me, ki tumhe dekhkar sabko lage ki zindagi kitni khubsurat hai…
Isn't our Principal a dummy, said a boy to a girl. Do you know who I am? asked the girl. No. I'm the principal's daughter. And do you know who I am? asked the boy. No, she replied. Thank Go ...
English man asks Sardar: “Hello, how do u do? Sardar: “I don’t know abt u, but we remove ur clothes n do.”
Aapki yaaado ko rok pana hai muskhil, ruthe hue dil ko manana hai muskhil, yeh dil kitna yaad karta hai aapko, yek ek khat mein likha paana hai mushkil…
Apni taqdeer mein hum mohabbat maangna bhul gaye, Dil toh maanga par dildaar maangna bhul gaye, Hum toh dil kisi ko de aaye, Par badle mein dil maangna bhul gaye…
hone the jitne khel muqaddar k ho gaye, hum tuti naav leke samander k ho gaye, khushbu mere hath ko chukar guzar gayi, hum phool sabko baant k khud pathar k ho gaye.
one patient fell in the swimming pool and immediately one of the patient jumped into pool and saved the first patient. And the situation is observed by a doctor and thought that the second patient have no mental. next day all standing near th
Socha kisi apne se baat Karen, Apne kisi khas ko yaad Karen, Kiya joh faisla baat karne ka azeezon ko, Kaha Dil ne ki kyo na aapse shuruvaat karein…
***How Laloo Fixes his Son’s Marriage**** Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son. Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I want to choose my own bride". Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter." Son : "Well, in that ca
santa mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha. Bai ne kaha: sardar ji humne aap ko khush kiya hai ab aap hame khush karo. Santa utha aur khud naachne laga. Banta: ye chaaku kyu ubaal rahe ho? santa: suicide karne k liye. Banta: t
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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and r
Kisi Ke aane ki aash rehti hai, kisi ke nigaho ki pyash rehti hai, tumhare bin koi kami to nahi, par tumhare bin zindagi udash rehti hai,
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had somethi
two men are fighting, one man starts cursing and seeing the other man as meanly as he can the other person says "kya ghoor rahe ho kya kabhi khubsurat insaan nahin dekhan".
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!" A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fin
Our hero ? just out of college - joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Abey ! Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool
Once Salman Khan and Vivek Oberoi went to the court to decide to whom should Aishwarya Rai belong.But they came out of the court room and shouted angrily "NOW WHO IS THIS KRUPESH"
Santa Singh went for KBC and there he sits in front of Big B, Santa is about to reach Rs.2 crore just one question away and here is the last and final question: Santa ab tak bahuth zor se shandaar jawan dediye aapne, you have got only 2 life l
Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi, par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi
One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regul
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other. Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh : Yes I have. Santa Singh : Well, my fathe r dug it. Banta Singh : That's nothin
zindegi udas honeka nam nehi, dosti sirf pass honeka naam nehi, agar tum dur rahkar bi hume yad karato isse bada humareliye koi inam nehi
Girlfriend: kya tum mujhe shaadi ke baad bhi isi tarah pyaar karoge, Boyfriend: haan agar tumhara pati izajat dega to ...
One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence" He was asked. "The efforts began many years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independen
here is a popular story saying that wherever you go, you will find at least one Rajinikanth fan. Here is an interesting new story. Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someo
Shayari kya hai? Ek Raasta hain Dil ki baat batane ka, Ek zariya hai apni yaad dilane ka, Ek Saathi hain Duri ko bhulane ka, Ek Tarika hain Rishta nibhane ka…
Reason should be good enough, isn't it !!!! > > > > One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. > > MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." > > SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." >
Unse dur jaane ka IRADA na tha. SAATH rehna ka bhi WAADA na tha, Woh YAAD na karenge yeh jaante thae hum, par itni jaldi bhul jayenge yeh ANDAZA na tha…
Joh nami bankar hamari aankhon me basa hai, bachpan ke adhure khawab ki tarah… Woh aaj aasu bankar behne ke liye betab kyun hain… bewafa aashik ki tarah…
Never explain yourself to anyone because the person who lies you doesn’t need it and the person who dislikes you wont believe it…
Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishana baki hai, naam lab par hai abhi jaan baaki hai, kya hua dekhkar muh fer lete hai, tasalli toh hai ki chehre ki pehchan baki hai…
we need accomodation for ladies only. Rent - Rs.600/- to Rs. 1000/- pls. reply urgently.
manzilain bhi us ki thi rasta bhi us ka…………..main hi akeeli thi kafila bhi us ka tha……………sath chalne ki soch bhi us ki thi ……….rasta badlne ka fasla bhi us ka tha……………ab tanhai main sochti hoon ………..log tu thae hi us k kya
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
Aap paas raho ya dur, Hum Dil se Dil ki aawaaz mila sakte hai, na khat na phone ke mohtaaz hai hum, aapke dil ko EK Hichki se hila sakte hain…
Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to his girl friend. Look at this .... To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have
How to do convert a bus into a female?? . Come late to the bus stop … Bus 'MISS' ho jayegi!!!
Ishq mein ham hue itne pagal ki hamane unki zulfon ke saaye mei rahanei ki kasam kha dali, woh itni bewafa nikali ki usane aapni zulfei hi kataa dali.
Har ek se achi baat karma FITRAT hai hamari, Hare k khush rahe yeh HASRAT hai hamari, Aap hum YAAD kare ya na kare, aapko YAAD karna AADAT hai hamari…
Roshini kab kam hui pata na chala, Khushi kab Gham hui pata na chala, Tumhari (Jiten ki) yaado me khoye khuch is tarah, Aankhne kab nam hui pata na chala
Humne jab Kabhi bhi Khushi Mehsoos ki, Har Kadam pe aapki (Jiten ki)kami Mehsoos ki, dur Rehkar bhi aapki Chahat kam na Hui, yeh baat Humne Dil se Mehsoos ki… Beta Missing you so much…
Humko btaya tha unhone ek baar, ki unko sirf ujaale hii bhaate hain, kahin vo darr na jayein andhere mein is liye roshni ke liye dil jlaaye jaate hain
Hum Agar Aansoo Hote to Aapki Aankho Se Girkar Marna Pasand Karte, Agar Aap Meri Aankho Ke Aansoo Hote to Vaada Hai sister Hum Zindgi bhar nahi Rote..............santosh honyalkar only my lovers deepti ...........
Tahna ho kabhi toh muijhe dhund leena, Duniya se nahi apne Dil se puch lena, Aapke aas pass hi kahi rehte hai, Yaadon se nahi sath guzare lamho se puch lena.
One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you don't stop masterbuting, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he cal
land investor wanted ,if you wanted to invest in land in maharashtra near goa be in touch with me
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi Bheegi main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai
Teri aarzoo me deewane ho gaye, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye, Kar le ek baat yaad apne Dil se, Tere Dil ki awaaz sune zamane ho gaye…
.6-a-SideSoccer Fiesta Starting Aug, 2008 7-a-Side Soccer Fiesta Starting Aug, 2008 11-a- Side Soccer Fiesta Aug & Sep, 2008 Corporate Tennis League, Sep, 2008 20:20 2nd Corporate Fiesta Cup Starting 15th Sep, 2008 For participation
Yaha koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta, marne wale ka saath koi nahi marta, log toh marne ke baad bhool jaate hain, yaha toh zinda hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta…
Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko, nazro me chupaya hai aapko, yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise, darta hu jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.
Dear Sir, The Fiesta Corporate Sports Events offers employees a chance to socialize outside the workplace in a fun and enjoyable environment; whether it's a team building day, simply a social occasion, an end of year celebration, to launch a new p
.6-a-SideSoccer Fiesta Starting Aug, 2008 7-a-Side Soccer Fiesta Starting Aug, 2008 11-a- Side Soccer Fiesta Aug & Sep, 2008 Corporate Tennis League, Sep, 2008 20:20 2nd Corporate Fiesta Cup Starting 15th Sep, 2008 For participation
Udhas na baitho fiza tang karegi, Guzre hua lamha ki saza tang karegi, Kisi ko na lao dil ke itne kareeb, Uske jaane ke baad, Uski har ek aada tang karegi n its true!
Bahane se aapki baat karte hai, har pal aapko pyar karte hain, itni baar toh aap saans na lete honge, jitni baar Hum Aapko yaad karte hain…
Samjhte hai woh ke pathar hai hum, unko thokar maar jaenge, woh ek baat keh de nafrat hai hamse, khuda kasam pathar toh kya, phool bankar bhi unki raah mein nahi aaenge…
Maut ki gaddi me jis din sona hoga, Na koi Takiya na Bichona hoga… Sath hogi aap jaise dosto ki mithi yaadein aur hamari Tanhai hogi, aur Shamshan ka ek chota sa kona hoga…
Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahin. Woh samajhte hai ke hum kabhi roye hi nahin, woh puchte hain kise dekhte ho khawabo mein? aur hum hain joh ek arse se soye hi nahi…
Teri tasveer ko gale se laga kar rote hai Pata nahi chalta kai baar, ek galati se sab kuch hum khote hai!! Karte hai sari dil ki baat aor chup wo sunati rahti hai Ro ro kar ab to her pal, teri tasveer ko ansuo se dhote hai Kahe tujhs
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
Dil nahi lagta aapko dekhe bina, dil nahi lagta aapke bare me soche bina, aakhen bhar aati hai yeh sochke, kis haal me honge aap hamare bina...
Socha tha iss kadar unko bhula jeyenge, dhek kar bhi andekha kar jayenge, par jab jab aaya samne unka chehra, socha iss baar dekle agli baar bhul jayenge…
