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Aug 27,2008
required water frond land for villa (All Kerala/Cool Sites )
required water front(kayal) land for villa.25 cents of land required.
Zindagi bann jaati hai... (Agra/Shayari )
Socho ke pani se juda ho ke Machhliyan kyo tadap ke mar jati hai? Malum na tha unko ke Nazdikiya Aadat aur Aadat aksar Zindagi bann jaati hai…
Yaad... (Chandigarh/Shayari )
Har mulakat ko yaad hum karte hain… Kabhi chahat kabhi judai ki aah bharte hai, Yuh toh roz tumse sapno mein baat karte hai par, Fir se agili mulakat ka intezar karte hai…
Life is a blank page... (Ranchi/Shayari )
Life is a blank page… Suru Each person holds their pen and writes their own story in everyones life. You have also covered a few wonderful pages in my life…
SARDAR JOKE # 2 (All Maharashtra/Jokes )
Mr. Jaswanth Singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items. Singh asked " Where is the fat ?" , Person did not understand what Singh was saying and
Essence of trust is not Blind... (Chandigarh/Shayari )
A Little Girl & her dad were crossing a bride. Dad: Sweet heart plz hold my hand so u don’t fall. Girl: NO dad u hold mine, Dad: Whats the difference. Girl: There is a big difference. If I hold ur hand & something happens, chances rare that I m
Aug 26,2008
Yaadon... (Mohali/Shayari )
Yaadon ki Keemat woh kya Jaane, joh Khud Yaadon ko Mita Diya karte hain… Yaadon ka Matlab toh Unse Poocho Joh, Yaaadon ke Sahaare Jiya karte hain…
Zingadi... (Cochin/Shayari )
Zindagi me haste raho, hasna zindagi ki jarurat hai, zindagi ko is andaz mein jiyo ki, aapko dekhkar logh kahe, zindagi kitni khubsurat hai!
Kagaz bhi deewana ho gaya... (Mysore/Shayari )
Pucho us kagaz se jisepe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai, tanhaiyon me beeti baatein tamam likhte hai, woh kagaz bhi deewana ho gaya, jispe hum aapka naam likhte hai…
Aug 25,2008
tu sath dena (Surat/Shayari )
''tu sath dena mera to kisi ka sath na chahege hum, base koon kiska sath deta hain is jaha main , par ye sab jante hue bhi tera sath chahte hain hum, mana ye bahut jada hain par hum jo chahte hain wo kaha paate hain hum....
Aug 24,2008
teacher (Cochin/Jokes )
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPPU: A teacher
miloge (Kanpur/Shayari )
''miloge tum to tumhe haale dil sunayenge kya kya gujri hain hum par sab batayenge, jab ruth jaayenge hum to 1 baar kahdo ki aap hume manayenge....
Aug 22,2008
Dosti... (Madurai/Shayari )
Duriyo se fark padta nahi, baat toh dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai, Dosti toh kuch khas aap jaise se hai, mulakat toh na jaane kitno se hoti hai…
Aaj bhi kahin... (Vishakhapat/Shayari )
Aaj bhi kahin sawal hai is dil me, Bete ke pyar ka gham bezuban hai is dil me, kuch keh nahi paata yeh dil magar, uske ke liye aaj bhi pyar hai dil me…
Agar rakh sako... (All TamilNadu/Shayari )
Agar rakh sako toh ek nishaani hu main, Aur kho doh toh sirf ek kahanai hu main, Rok paaye na jiske yeh saari duniya, Woh ek boond aankho ka paani hu main.
Yadoon ke is bhawar (Vadodara/Shayari )
Yadoon ke is bhawar me ek pal mera ho, Phulon ke is chaman me ek gul mera ho, Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad karo apno ko toh un apno me ek naam mera bhi ho…
Aankhen geeli teri ho... (Bangalore/Shayari )
Dil ki tamana yehi hai ki har aane wali khabar teri ho, Aye dost apni dosti itni bulund ho ki, jab mai is duniya se chala jau, sabse pehle aankhen geeli teri ho.
Aug 21,2008
Sabhi ko sabh kuch... (Aurangabad/Shayari )
Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta. Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil milta. Yeh dil walon ki duniya hai ajjab, Kisi se dil nahi milta, toh koi dil se nahi milta
aisi bewafai ki usne (Kanpur/Shayari )
aisi bewafai ki usne ki mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi apni mohabat ki itni kimat vasul ki usne ki hamari kabar bhi nilam ho gai
Aug 20,2008
Sitaro ke bich se churaya hai aapko, (Ranchi/Shayari )
Sitaro ke bich se churaya hai aapko, dil se apna dost banaya hai apko. Is dil ko kabi tutne mat dena, Dil ke kone mea basaya hai aapko
phuloon se zakhm (Allahabad/Shayari )
Tum ghairoon ki baat karte ho, humne apne bhi aazmaen hain, logh kanto se bach nikalte hain, humne phuloon se zakhm khayen hain.
Akele Pann... (Kanpur/Shayari )
Ab iss intezar ki aadat si ho gayi hai, khamoshi ek halat si ho gayi hai, na shikwa na shikayat hai kisi se, kyoki ab akele pann se Mohabbat si ho gayi hai…
Aug 19,2008
some hindi-punjabi mix stuff............ (Mysore/Shayari )
Sun sohniye husan diye pariye ni tu sohni a koi vajeer ta nahi, jina naal tu galla kare has has k j oh badshah ne asi fakir te nahi, mania k tu bahut sohni a par siala d heer te nahi, ki hoya j asi tenu akh maar ti kamliye akh e c teer ta na
cockroach (Vadodara/Jokes )
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and
Kami ka ehsas... (All Punjab/Shayari )
Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne ka nahi, par bhi waqt hi yaad kar liya karo, mana aapke aas paas sari duniya hai, Kabhi hamari kami ka bhi ahasas kar liya karo.
Aug 18,2008
Log kehte hai: (Mohali/Shayari )
Log kehte hai: Tum apni mohabbat ka izhaar nahi karte? Humne kaha: joh lafzo me bayan ho jaye, sirf utna hum kisi se pyaar nahi karte…
Yaar - Khuda... (Kanpur/Shayari )
Maine pucha khuda se, Tumne duniya ko pyaar ka dushman qyu banaya. Khuda hasse aur bole, Tumne kaun sa mere saath achha kiya, Tumne toh YAAR ko hi Khuda Bana liya hai…
read this (Gaziabad/Jokes )
Little Johnny was in trouble again.....He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state's evidence was overwhelming. As a last desperate move, the defens e counsel came over to the witnes
Aug 17,2008
Good Joke (Kanpur/Jokes )
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look...I don'
Aap ki yaad... (Ahemadabad/Shayari )
Nikalte hai ansu jab mulakat nahi hoti, tut jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti, aapki jaan ki kasam aap na yaad aaye, aisi koi subah ya sham nahi hoti…
9 RULES TO LIVE (Mysore/Jokes )
1 - Live to relax! 2 - Love your bed, it is your temple! 3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night! 4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it! 5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards! 6 - Wor
A Man on the Road (Amritsar/Jokes )
one day a man went on the road.There was a huge crowd on the side of the road sorrounding an accident.the man was so eager to see who was there on hte ground. He tried to get in to the crowd which was not at all possible. so atlast to give it a try
Aug 16,2008
How to define a Hyderabadi! (Madurai/Jokes )
To you all Hyderabadis (or ex), thought you might find this amusing! Khaikho ? Can you define Hyderabadi? If no, read this..........Kaun hai Hyderabadi? 1. Your address reads as 23-404-32/67A-43 (New MCH number 56-678/4A/B-22), while y
Pyar Main Dil.... (All UP/Shayari )
Pyar Main Dil Uunka Bhi Nam Tha, Bhigi Si Woh Pyar Bhara Pal Tha, Yaadon Main Reh Gayi Woh Thasvirain, Jo Pyar Bhara Khusiyon Ka Safar Tha.
Ishq aur Tanhaiyaan... (Gurgaon/Shayari )
Ishq se milti hai joh Tanhaiyaan, Hum kaise unka Dard bayan kare, Ek se hi itni mohabbat ho gayi hai, ki aurose ab mohabbat kya kare…
Aug 15,2008
Zindagi... (Bhubaneshwar/Shayari )
Zindagi me hamesha haste raho, hasna zindagi ki zarurat hai, tum zindagi jiyo toh is andaz me, ki tumhe dekhkar sabko lage ki zindagi kitni khubsurat hai…
Real Smartness (Agra/Jokes )
Isn't our Principal a dummy, said a boy to a girl. Do you know who I am? asked the girl. No. I'm the principal's daughter. And do you know who I am? asked the boy. No, she replied. Thank Go ...
Aug 14,2008
English man asks Sardar (Amritsar/Jokes )
English man asks Sardar: “Hello, how do u do? Sardar: “I don’t know abt u, but we remove ur clothes n do.”
Aug 12,2008
Aapki yaado... (Kolkata/Shayari )
Aapki yaaado ko rok pana hai muskhil, ruthe hue dil ko manana hai muskhil, yeh dil kitna yaad karta hai aapko, yek ek khat mein likha paana hai mushkil…
Taqdeet aur Mohabbat ... (Kanpur/Shayari )
Apni taqdeer mein hum mohabbat maangna bhul gaye, Dil toh maanga par dildaar maangna bhul gaye, Hum toh dil kisi ko de aaye, Par badle mein dil maangna bhul gaye…
Aug 11,2008
hone the jitne............. (Vadodara/Shayari )
hone the jitne khel muqaddar k ho gaye, hum tuti naav leke samander k ho gaye, khushbu mere hath ko chukar guzar gayi, hum phool sabko baant k khud pathar k ho gaye.
mental hospital (Gurgaon/Jokes )
one patient fell in the swimming pool and immediately one of the patient jumped into pool and saved the first patient. And the situation is observed by a doctor and thought that the second patient have no mental. next day all standing near th
Aapse shuruvaat karein... (Kolkata/Shayari )
Socha kisi apne se baat Karen, Apne kisi khas ko yaad Karen, Kiya joh faisla baat karne ka azeezon ko, Kaha Dil ne ki kyo na aapse shuruvaat karein…
Aug 10,2008
How Laloo Fixes his Son’s Marriage (Aurangabad/Jokes )
***How Laloo Fixes his Son’s Marriage**** Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son. Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I want to choose my own bride". Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter." Son : "Well, in that ca
santa-banta (Mohali/Jokes )
santa mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha. Bai ne kaha: sardar ji humne aap ko khush kiya hai ab aap hame khush karo. Santa utha aur khud naachne laga. Banta: ye chaaku kyu ubaal rahe ho? santa: suicide karne k liye. Banta: t
Aug 09,2008
Event Management Services (ALL India/Events )
S.K. Audio Vision is a full service event management company based in Sikkim, offering 360 degree solutions, encompassing events, promotion campaigns and marketing programs. Built on the principles of transparency and accountability, we work dedicate
sardar at showroom (Amritsar/Jokes )
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and r
Tumhare bin (Bangalore/Shayari )
Kisi Ke aane ki aash rehti hai, kisi ke nigaho ki pyash rehti hai, tumhare bin koi kami to nahi, par tumhare bin zindagi udash rehti hai,
Interesting.... (Amritsar/Jokes )
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had somethi
Aug 08,2008
ghoorti aakhein (Agra/Jokes )
two men are fighting, one man starts cursing and seeing the other man as meanly as he can the other person says "kya ghoor rahe ho kya kabhi khubsurat insaan nahin dekhan".
The Way Children See Things! (Ahemadabad/Jokes )
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!" A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fin
HERO bangaya ZERO (Agra/Jokes )
Our hero ? just out of college - joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Abey ! Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool
SALMAN KHAN AND VIVEK OBEROI (Surat/Jokes )
Once Salman Khan and Vivek Oberoi went to the court to decide to whom should Aishwarya Rai belong.But they came out of the court room and shouted angrily "NOW WHO IS THIS KRUPESH"
Sardar strikes again (Bangalore/Shayari )
Santa Singh went for KBC and there he sits in front of Big B, Santa is about to reach Rs.2 crore just one question away and here is the last and final question: Santa ab tak bahuth zor se shandaar jawan dediye aapne, you have got only 2 life l
shayari............ (Kanpur/Shayari )
Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi, par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi
Girls are inteliigent than Boys (Agra/Jokes )
One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regul
Santa Singh and Banta Singh (Mysore/Jokes )
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other. Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh : Yes I have. Santa Singh : Well, my fathe r dug it. Banta Singh : That's nothin
udas dil (Coimbatore/Shayari )
zindegi udas honeka nam nehi, dosti sirf pass honeka naam nehi, agar tum dur rahkar bi hume yad karato isse bada humareliye koi inam nehi
Girlfriend ask his boyfriend (Patna/Jokes )
Girlfriend: kya tum mujhe shaadi ke baad bhi isi tarah pyaar karoge, Boyfriend: haan agar tumhara pati izajat dega to ...
An IAS Interview (Agra/Jokes )
One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence" He was asked. "The efforts began many years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independen
Rajinikanth fan (All Karnataka/Jokes )
here is a popular story saying that wherever you go, you will find at least one Rajinikanth fan. Here is an interesting new story. Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someo
Aug 06,2008
Shayari kya hai? (Nashik/Shayari )
Shayari kya hai? Ek Raasta hain Dil ki baat batane ka, Ek zariya hai apni yaad dilane ka, Ek Saathi hain Duri ko bhulane ka, Ek Tarika hain Rishta nibhane ka…
Reason for not going to school (All Karnataka/Jokes )
Reason should be good enough, isn't it !!!! > > > > One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. > > MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." > > SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." >
Andaza na tha... (Chandigarh/Shayari )
Unse dur jaane ka IRADA na tha. SAATH rehna ka bhi WAADA na tha, Woh YAAD na karenge yeh jaante thae hum, par itni jaldi bhul jayenge yeh ANDAZA na tha…
Aug 05,2008
Joh nami bankar... (Ranchi/Shayari )
Joh nami bankar hamari aankhon me basa hai, bachpan ke adhure khawab ki tarah… Woh aaj aasu bankar behne ke liye betab kyun hain… bewafa aashik ki tarah…
Never explain... (Surat/Others )
Never explain yourself to anyone because the person who lies you doesn’t need it and the person who dislikes you wont believe it…
Mohabbat... (Madurai/Shayari )
Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishana baki hai, naam lab par hai abhi jaan baaki hai, kya hua dekhkar muh fer lete hai, tasalli toh hai ki chehre ki pehchan baki hai…
Aug 04,2008
Require accomodation for paying guest - only for ladies (Surat/Events )
we need accomodation for ladies only. Rent - Rs.600/- to Rs. 1000/- pls. reply urgently.
MANZILAIN (Kanpur/Shayari )
manzilain bhi us ki thi rasta bhi us ka…………..main hi akeeli thi kafila bhi us ka tha……………sath chalne ki soch bhi us ki thi ……….rasta badlne ka fasla bhi us ka tha……………ab tanhai main sochti hoon ………..log tu thae hi us k kya
laugh (Patna/Jokes )
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
Aug 03,2008
Aapke dil... (Gurgaon/Shayari )
Aap paas raho ya dur, Hum Dil se Dil ki aawaaz mila sakte hai, na khat na phone ke mohtaaz hai hum, aapke dil ko EK Hichki se hila sakte hain…
LOVE LETTER FROM A HR (Noida/Jokes )
Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to his girl friend. Look at this .... To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have
How to do convert a bus into a female?? (Gaziabad/Jokes )
How to do convert a bus into a female?? . Come late to the bus stop … Bus 'MISS' ho jayegi!!!
Bewafa ... (All Kerala/Shayari )
Ishq mein ham hue itne pagal ki hamane unki zulfon ke saaye mei rahanei ki kasam kha dali, woh itni bewafa nikali ki usane aapni zulfei hi kataa dali.
Yaad karna aadat... (Agra/Shayari )
Har ek se achi baat karma FITRAT hai hamari, Hare k khush rahe yeh HASRAT hai hamari, Aap hum YAAD kare ya na kare, aapko YAAD karna AADAT hai hamari…
Aug 02,2008
Jiten ki yaado... (Bhubaneshwar/Shayari )
Roshini kab kam hui pata na chala, Khushi kab Gham hui pata na chala, Tumhari (Jiten ki) yaado me khoye khuch is tarah, Aankhne kab nam hui pata na chala
Khushi... (Noida/Shayari )
Humne jab Kabhi bhi Khushi Mehsoos ki, Har Kadam pe aapki (Jiten ki)kami Mehsoos ki, dur Rehkar bhi aapki Chahat kam na Hui, yeh baat Humne Dil se Mehsoos ki… Beta Missing you so much…
Aug 01,2008
Dear Rajesh from Khushi (All Maharashtra/Shayari )
Humko btaya tha unhone ek baar, ki unko sirf ujaale hii bhaate hain, kahin vo darr na jayein andhere mein is liye roshni ke liye dil jlaaye jaate hain
Jul 31,2008
Hum Agar Aansoo Hote (Coimbatore/Shayari )
Hum Agar Aansoo Hote to Aapki Aankho Se Girkar Marna Pasand Karte, Agar Aap Meri Aankho Ke Aansoo Hote to Vaada Hai sister Hum Zindgi bhar nahi Rote..............santosh honyalkar only my lovers deepti ...........
Tanho ho kabhi... (Trivandrum/Shayari )
Tahna ho kabhi toh muijhe dhund leena, Duniya se nahi apne Dil se puch lena, Aapke aas pass hi kahi rehte hai, Yaadon se nahi sath guzare lamho se puch lena.
Jul 30,2008
Like Father Like Son (Mysore/Jokes )
One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you don't stop masterbuting, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"
I just love hearing it !! (Noida/Jokes )
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he cal
Jul 29,2008
INVESTOR WANTED (ALL India/Investment Wisdom )
land investor wanted ,if you wanted to invest in land in maharashtra near goa be in touch with me
sher (Ahemadabad/Shayari )
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi Bheegi main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai
Dil ki awaaz... (Surat/Shayari )
Teri aarzoo me deewane ho gaye, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye, Kar le ek baat yaad apne Dil se, Tere Dil ki awaaz sune zamane ho gaye…
Jul 27,2008
Our Sports Events: Cricket,Soccer, Basketball, Tennis, Indoor Sports Events, Internal Corporate Spor (Delhi/Events ) Pic
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Marna aur Zinda... Yaad... (Bangalore/Shayari )
Yaha koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta, marne wale ka saath koi nahi marta, log toh marne ke baad bhool jaate hain, yaha toh zinda hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta…
Nazarandaaaaaz!!! (Madurai/Shayari )
Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko, nazro me chupaya hai aapko, yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise, darta hu jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.
Jul 26,2008
INVITATION FOR 6-A SIDE CORPORATE SOCCER (Delhi/Events ) Pic
Dear Sir, The Fiesta Corporate Sports Events offers employees a chance to socialize outside the workplace in a fun and enjoyable environment; whether it's a team building day, simply a social occasion, an end of year celebration, to launch a new p
Our Sports Events: Cricket,Soccer, Basketball, Tennis, Indoor Sports Events, Internal Corporate Spor (Delhi/Events ) Pic
.6-a-SideSoccer Fiesta Starting Aug, 2008 7-a-Side Soccer Fiesta Starting Aug, 2008 11-a- Side Soccer Fiesta Aug & Sep, 2008 Corporate Tennis League, Sep, 2008 20:20 2nd Corporate Fiesta Cup Starting 15th Sep, 2008 For participation
Jul 25,2008
Uhas na baitho... (Bhubaneshwar/Shayari )
Udhas na baitho fiza tang karegi, Guzre hua lamha ki saza tang karegi, Kisi ko na lao dil ke itne kareeb, Uske jaane ke baad, Uski har ek aada tang karegi n its true!
Bahane se aapki (Delhi/Shayari )
Bahane se aapki baat karte hai, har pal aapko pyar karte hain, itni baar toh aap saans na lete honge, jitni baar Hum Aapko yaad karte hain…
Jul 23,2008
Unki raah... (Ludhiana/Shayari )
Samjhte hai woh ke pathar hai hum, unko thokar maar jaenge, woh ek baat keh de nafrat hai hamse, khuda kasam pathar toh kya, phool bankar bhi unki raah mein nahi aaenge…
Maut ki gaddi... (Cochin/Shayari )
Maut ki gaddi me jis din sona hoga, Na koi Takiya na Bichona hoga… Sath hogi aap jaise dosto ki mithi yaadein aur hamari Tanhai hogi, aur Shamshan ka ek chota sa kona hoga…
Palko ke kinare... (Agra/Shayari )
Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahin. Woh samajhte hai ke hum kabhi roye hi nahin, woh puchte hain kise dekhte ho khawabo mein? aur hum hain joh ek arse se soye hi nahi…
Jul 22,2008
Teri tasveer ko gale se laga kar rote hai (Ahemadabad/Shayari )
Teri tasveer ko gale se laga kar rote hai Pata nahi chalta kai baar, ek galati se sab kuch hum khote hai!! Karte hai sari dil ki baat aor chup wo sunati rahti hai Ro ro kar ab to her pal, teri tasveer ko ansuo se dhote hai Kahe tujhs
TC (Nashik/Jokes )
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
joke (Vishakhapat/Jokes )
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
Dil nahi lagta aapko... (Chandigarh/Shayari )
Dil nahi lagta aapko dekhe bina, dil nahi lagta aapke bare me soche bina, aakhen bhar aati hai yeh sochke, kis haal me honge aap hamare bina...
Jul 21,2008
Socha tha iss kadar ... (Trivandrum/Shayari )
Socha tha iss kadar unko bhula jeyenge, dhek kar bhi andekha kar jayenge, par jab jab aaya samne unka chehra, socha iss baar dekle agli baar bhul jayenge…
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