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Dec 01,2008
branded love letter (Gurgaon/Jokes )
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you know that iam a Knowledge Infotech guy your right sourcing partner . you are SANSUI (better t
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you know that iam a Knowledge Infotech guy your right sourcing partner . you are SANSUI (better t
Why does history (Cochin/Jokes )
> Why does history keep repeating it self? > > Because we weren't listening the first time !
> Why does history keep repeating it self? > > Because we weren't listening the first time !
Lecturer (Ranchi/Jokes )
Lecturer :- can u define the meaning of "LECTURER" Santa :-"Lecturer" is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when some one is sleeping.
Lecturer :- can u define the meaning of "LECTURER" Santa :-"Lecturer" is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when some one is sleeping.
Burai (Jaipur/Jokes )
1 sarabi dusre sarabi se kehta hai Yaar whisky ko pani main milao to nasha chadta hai. Brandi ko pani main milao to nasha chadta hai . Rum ko pani main milao to nasha chadta hai. Sala kharabi pani main hai sarab main nahi.
1 sarabi dusre sarabi se kehta hai Yaar whisky ko pani main milao to nasha chadta hai. Brandi ko pani main milao to nasha chadta hai . Rum ko pani main milao to nasha chadta hai. Sala kharabi pani main hai sarab main nahi.
Ek Shikari Ka Kissa (Ranchi/Jokes )
Ek Dil Ek Shikari Apne Dost Se Mila Tho Uska Dost Kaha Dost : Dost Tumhara Dono Pair Kaise Kat Gaye. Shikari : Kya Bathawon Ek Roz Main Jab Shikar Karne Gaya Tho Mujhe Raste Main Bada Gadda Dikha, Maine Bina Kuch Soche Goliyan Barsaya, Phir Mai
Ek Dil Ek Shikari Apne Dost Se Mila Tho Uska Dost Kaha Dost : Dost Tumhara Dono Pair Kaise Kat Gaye. Shikari : Kya Bathawon Ek Roz Main Jab Shikar Karne Gaya Tho Mujhe Raste Main Bada Gadda Dikha, Maine Bina Kuch Soche Goliyan Barsaya, Phir Mai
jokes (Gurgaon/Jokes )
santa asks taxi .Driver : Golden Temple jaoge ?? Taxi Driver haa jauga.. Santa ne jeb se polythene nikala aur kaha. wapsi pe mere liye langer le aana !!
santa asks taxi .Driver : Golden Temple jaoge ?? Taxi Driver haa jauga.. Santa ne jeb se polythene nikala aur kaha. wapsi pe mere liye langer le aana !!
jokes (Vishakhapat/Jokes )
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. ------------ -- Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was h
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. ------------ -- Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was h
Nov 30,2008
Stages of Man (Gaziabad/Jokes )
Before finding a Girl - Superman After finding a Girl - Spiderman After Engaging with a Girl - Gentleman After Marrying a Girl - Watchman 5 Years after marriage - Doberman !!!!
Before finding a Girl - Superman After finding a Girl - Spiderman After Engaging with a Girl - Gentleman After Marrying a Girl - Watchman 5 Years after marriage - Doberman !!!!
rasthey badal badal kar....... (Jabalpur/Jokes )
Mirza Ghalib aik din bewafa mehboob ka ghar ke bahar peshaab karthey huay pakra gaya tho ussne yeh sher kaha..... Tare pyar main yunn dukhee hai ghalib k, Ansoo bhi nikalthey hain rasthey badal badal kar.........
Mirza Ghalib aik din bewafa mehboob ka ghar ke bahar peshaab karthey huay pakra gaya tho ussne yeh sher kaha..... Tare pyar main yunn dukhee hai ghalib k, Ansoo bhi nikalthey hain rasthey badal badal kar.........
Different stages a man face during his life.... (Coimbatore/Jokes )
Before finding a Girl.....................Superman After finding a Girl......................Spiderman After Engaging with a Girl................Gentleman After Marrying a Girl.....................Watchman 5 Years after marriage ...........
Before finding a Girl.....................Superman After finding a Girl......................Spiderman After Engaging with a Girl................Gentleman After Marrying a Girl.....................Watchman 5 Years after marriage ...........
A sardar ji pulled (Chandigarh/Jokes )
> A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning > house... > > still he was in jail.......why? > > coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
> A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning > house... > > still he was in jail.......why? > > coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Nov 28,2008
kitab (Goa/Jokes )
kash ae khuda tumne hame kitab banaya hota, haseenae hame padte padte so jaati aur sine se lagaya hota.
kash ae khuda tumne hame kitab banaya hota, haseenae hame padte padte so jaati aur sine se lagaya hota.
Nov 27,2008
Jatt Bol Paya Post Your (Mysore/Jokes )
Purane vele di gal hai, Kehnde ne, muh jat da band si, na bul si na dand si, jatt di bhakti to prasan mata parvati shiv ji nu boli, Swami!! Jat t bhagat da vi uddhar kar deyo, Shiv ji : Parvati rehen de, jatt bolu te pang
Purane vele di gal hai, Kehnde ne, muh jat da band si, na bul si na dand si, jatt di bhakti to prasan mata parvati shiv ji nu boli, Swami!! Jat t bhagat da vi uddhar kar deyo, Shiv ji : Parvati rehen de, jatt bolu te pang
ESSAY ON COW BY A BIHARI IAS CANDIDATE, WHO PASSED (Madurai/Jokes )
Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!) You'll forget English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian
Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!) You'll forget English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian
How ShareMarket Works????? (Cochin/Jokes )
"Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys went out in the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousan
"Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys went out in the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousan
The Way Children See Things! (Gwalior/Jokes )
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!" A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he finger
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!" A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he finger
Nov 26,2008
100+1 Languages to say "I Love U" choose what u want! (Trivandrum/Jokes )
How to say I Love You in 100 Languages + 1 include Burmese! (Psst.... some are these are pretty funny! English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibek Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M'bi f
How to say I Love You in 100 Languages + 1 include Burmese! (Psst.... some are these are pretty funny! English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibek Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M'bi f
Nov 25,2008
Do u smoke............ (Coimbatore/Jokes )
A man sees another man leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?" "F
A man sees another man leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?" "F
Indian Hell (Bhubaneshwar/Jokes )
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
Mahim Ki Khadi-- (Jabalpur/Jokes )
In the first class compartment, in the last bound train from Churchgate to Virar sits a blind man with his dark glasses. A bombshell horny chick boards the same compartment at Churchgate and its just the two of them in the compartment. As
In the first class compartment, in the last bound train from Churchgate to Virar sits a blind man with his dark glasses. A bombshell horny chick boards the same compartment at Churchgate and its just the two of them in the compartment. As
When sardar was traveling (Jabalpur/Jokes )
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
Nov 24,2008
I cldnot help but laugh!!! (Chennai/Jokes )
One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solita
One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solita
FACTS ABOUT MEN (Coimbatore/Jokes )
NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO SAYS HE IS THE BOSS AT HOME. HE PROBABLY LIES ABOUT OTHER THINGS TOO. GO FOR YOUNGER MEN. YOU MIGHT AS WELL -- THEY NEVER MATURE ANYWAY. MEN ARE LIKE MASCARA. THEY USUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF EMOTION. MEN ARE LIKE PA
NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO SAYS HE IS THE BOSS AT HOME. HE PROBABLY LIES ABOUT OTHER THINGS TOO. GO FOR YOUNGER MEN. YOU MIGHT AS WELL -- THEY NEVER MATURE ANYWAY. MEN ARE LIKE MASCARA. THEY USUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF EMOTION. MEN ARE LIKE PA
Nov 23,2008
Jab tum haste ho (Chennai/Jokes )
Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha..Dekho gussa mat hona kyunki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai ki insaab aaj bhi bandar hai.....!
Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha..Dekho gussa mat hona kyunki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai ki insaab aaj bhi bandar hai.....!
sardar jumping from his office.... (Coimbatore/Jokes )
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... Since Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... Since Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing
Another Santa Singh Blunder (Mysore/Jokes )
Dr. MANISH SINHA, A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, HAD EMPLOYED OUR SANTA SINGH TO PAINT HIS NAME PLATE. HE INSTRUCTED SANTA TO GIVE AMPLE SPACE BETWEEN THE WORDS, AND LEFT THE CLINIC. ON HIS RETURN, HE WAS ASTONISHED AT THE SIGHT OF THE NAME PLATE
Dr. MANISH SINHA, A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, HAD EMPLOYED OUR SANTA SINGH TO PAINT HIS NAME PLATE. HE INSTRUCTED SANTA TO GIVE AMPLE SPACE BETWEEN THE WORDS, AND LEFT THE CLINIC. ON HIS RETURN, HE WAS ASTONISHED AT THE SIGHT OF THE NAME PLATE
Nov 21,2008
ART GALLERY (Kanpur/Jokes )
At the Metropolitan Art Gallery in New York a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three totally naked black men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but th
At the Metropolitan Art Gallery in New York a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three totally naked black men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but th
American history... (Madurai/Jokes )
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of b
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of b
A joke (Cochin/Jokes )
Wife: You know we have been married 38 years. Man: Sorry, dear, but I can't remember that far back.
Wife: You know we have been married 38 years. Man: Sorry, dear, but I can't remember that far back.
Another Santa Singh Blunder (Ranchi/Jokes )
Dr. MANISH SINHA, A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, HAD EMPLOYED OUR SANTA SINGH TO PAINT HIS NAME PLATE. HE INSTRUCTED SANTA TO GIVE AMPLE SPACE BETWEEN THE WORDS, AND LEFT THE CLINIC. ON HIS RETURN, HE WAS ASTONISHED AT THE SIGHT OF THE NAME PLATE TH
Dr. MANISH SINHA, A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, HAD EMPLOYED OUR SANTA SINGH TO PAINT HIS NAME PLATE. HE INSTRUCTED SANTA TO GIVE AMPLE SPACE BETWEEN THE WORDS, AND LEFT THE CLINIC. ON HIS RETURN, HE WAS ASTONISHED AT THE SIGHT OF THE NAME PLATE TH
Nov 19,2008
Himesh ka suroor (Allahabad/Jokes )
Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor, Surat se tu lagta khajoor, Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor, Chal Ho jaa Dooooor, Saale Langoor. Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho, Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor, Surat se tu lagta khajoor, Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor, Chal Ho jaa Dooooor, Saale Langoor. Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho, Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
cricket in heaven... (Cochin/Jokes )
One day there were two elderly friends talking to each other in a park. Incidentally both the men were cricket crazy. One man asked the other " Do they play cricket in Heaven ?" The other man said "i too don't know". Then, they decided that wh
One day there were two elderly friends talking to each other in a park. Incidentally both the men were cricket crazy. One man asked the other " Do they play cricket in Heaven ?" The other man said "i too don't know". Then, they decided that wh
First-year students (Chandigarh/Jokes )
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medic
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medic
God saw me hungry (Coimbatore/Jokes )
> God saw me hungry, he created pizza . > > He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi . > > He saw me in dark, he created light . > > He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
> God saw me hungry, he created pizza . > > He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi . > > He saw me in dark, he created light . > > He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Nov 18,2008
cheating (Amritsar/Jokes )
when and elephant and ants fight , but ants win what is call is cheating:D
when and elephant and ants fight , but ants win what is call is cheating:D
How to kill Lion ? (All Maharashtra/Jokes )
Software Engineer Method : Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell them that you will upgrade it to Lion. Ravi Shastri Method : Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for 200 b
Software Engineer Method : Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell them that you will upgrade it to Lion. Ravi Shastri Method : Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for 200 b
patient (Madurai/Jokes )
Joke of the day: A man returns from Africa and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospita
Joke of the day: A man returns from Africa and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospita
Nov 17,2008
American history... (Cochin/Jokes )
Here is a funny joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by revie
Here is a funny joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by revie
Jab tum haste ho (Mysore/Jokes )
Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha..Dekho gussa mat hona kyunki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai ki insaab aaj bhi bandar hai.....!
Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha..Dekho gussa mat hona kyunki jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai ki insaab aaj bhi bandar hai.....!
Mobile and wife (Kanpur/Jokes )
Mobile aur wife me samantayen: 1.Dono hi naye naye achhe lagate hai. 2.Dono hi dusaro ke jyada achhe lagate hai. 3.Dono ko timely recharge karna padata hai.
Mobile aur wife me samantayen: 1.Dono hi naye naye achhe lagate hai. 2.Dono hi dusaro ke jyada achhe lagate hai. 3.Dono ko timely recharge karna padata hai.
Sarjis Post Your (Patna/Jokes )
3 gentlemen, one british, another American & sardarji were chatting. The british said he has his Union jack on his right thiegh, American said his stars are on his left & sarjis said in between he saw his long beard.
3 gentlemen, one british, another American & sardarji were chatting. The british said he has his Union jack on his right thiegh, American said his stars are on his left & sarjis said in between he saw his long beard.
An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna. (All Maharashtra/Jokes )
An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip un
An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip un
Nov 16,2008
When ur life (Chandigarh/Jokes )
> When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to > > free u from darkness and if after you pray and you are > > still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
> When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to > > free u from darkness and if after you pray and you are > > still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Just too good...read slowly till the end (Kanpur/Jokes )
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. > Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." > > Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, > Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: > "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. > Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho." > > Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, > Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: > "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge
Wedding invitation (Agra/Jokes )
|| Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha || Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni Request the pleasure of the company of Mrs. & Mr. Idli On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson, SADA DOSA (Son of Mrs. & Mr. Masala Dosa) to PA
|| Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha || Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni Request the pleasure of the company of Mrs. & Mr. Idli On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson, SADA DOSA (Son of Mrs. & Mr. Masala Dosa) to PA
Nov 14,2008
doing experiment (Gaziabad/Jokes )
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg an
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg an
Nov 13,2008
le ja le ja (Chandigarh/Jokes )
Ek baar ki baat hain. Radha ko fish pakani thi lekin use pakana nahi aati thi, to woh us se uski receipe pooch leti aur fish kharid ke apne ghar jaa rahi hoti hain. Tabhi achank ek chid aati hain aur fish lekar uda jaati hain. To Radha bolti hain "
Ek baar ki baat hain. Radha ko fish pakani thi lekin use pakana nahi aati thi, to woh us se uski receipe pooch leti aur fish kharid ke apne ghar jaa rahi hoti hain. Tabhi achank ek chid aati hain aur fish lekar uda jaati hain. To Radha bolti hain "
theory (Bhubaneshwar/Jokes )
Q: So, why is it that married men gain weight and bachelors don't? A: One theory -- remember, it's only a theory -- goes like this: Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing interesting, then go to bed. Married men go to the bed, see nothing
Q: So, why is it that married men gain weight and bachelors don't? A: One theory -- remember, it's only a theory -- goes like this: Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing interesting, then go to bed. Married men go to the bed, see nothing
Nov 12,2008
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH? (Agra/Jokes )
> A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the > road on a motorcycle… > > Girl: Slow down. Im scared. > Guy: No this is fun. > Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! > Guy: Then tell me you love me. > Girl: Fine, I love you. Sl
> A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the > road on a motorcycle… > > Girl: Slow down. Im scared. > Guy: No this is fun. > Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! > Guy: Then tell me you love me. > Girl: Fine, I love you. Sl
ESSAY ON COW BY A BIHARI IAS CANDIDATE, WHO PASSED (Chandigarh/Jokes )
Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!) You'll forget English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Ind
Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (PLS GO THROUGH THIS!!) You'll forget English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Ind
Smart boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cochin/Jokes )
Teacher asked her student,"Boy. what is your problem?" >>Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" >>Ms radhika had
Teacher asked her student,"Boy. what is your problem?" >>Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" >>Ms radhika had
Ek machar suside karne ke (Hyderabad/Jokes )
Ek machar suside karne ke liye chipkali ke samne jake bola pls eat me.But usne mana kar diya.............y???.......................................................................because u din karvachoth tha............................... ....
Ek machar suside karne ke liye chipkali ke samne jake bola pls eat me.But usne mana kar diya.............y???.......................................................................because u din karvachoth tha............................... ....
An Astronomer was watching (Chandigarh/Jokes )
> An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. > > A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, > seeing this > > that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"
> An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. > > A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, > seeing this > > that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"
Nov 11,2008
Sardaji Jokes (Mysore/Jokes )
*Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?*Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
*Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?*Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
modified newtons laws (Cochin/Jokes )
universal law: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. first law: a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and
universal law: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. first law: a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and
He said, she said... (Mysore/Jokes )
HE: Ander Gya? SHE: Haan Gya HE: Dukha Kya? SHE: Jara b ni HE: Acha laga? SHE: Bahut jada HE: Chotu chal fatafat madam ka sandle pack kar
HE: Ander Gya? SHE: Haan Gya HE: Dukha Kya? SHE: Jara b ni HE: Acha laga? SHE: Bahut jada HE: Chotu chal fatafat madam ka sandle pack kar
Nov 10,2008
Sardar strikes again (Kanpur/Jokes )
Santa Singh went for KBC and there he sits in front of Big B, Santa is about to reach Rs.2 crore just one question away and here is the last and final question: Santa ab tak bahuth zor se shandaar jawan dediye aapne, you have got only 2
Santa Singh went for KBC and there he sits in front of Big B, Santa is about to reach Rs.2 crore just one question away and here is the last and final question: Santa ab tak bahuth zor se shandaar jawan dediye aapne, you have got only 2
Nov 09,2008
Familyplaning (Gaziabad/Jokes )
Bihari to Dr: Ram Ram daktarva aap hamara nasbandi ka opreson karat rahe fir be sasuri hamar biwi petse hai Docter : wo ka hai na kisan babu hum tuhar opretion kiya hu sare Bihar ka nahi.
Bihari to Dr: Ram Ram daktarva aap hamara nasbandi ka opreson karat rahe fir be sasuri hamar biwi petse hai Docter : wo ka hai na kisan babu hum tuhar opretion kiya hu sare Bihar ka nahi.
Teacher to Sardar (Gaziabad/Jokes )
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: 'Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: 'Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
You know you are a 'TRUE' Kolkatan when..... (Chennai/Jokes )
Your Residential Address: 45B comes between 30 and 30A. · Your answer is "Jani na dada", when somebody asks you for directions whether it's to Esplanade, Metro rail, Nandan or Gariahat. · You come across a Xerox shop: "Xerox machine
Your Residential Address: 45B comes between 30 and 30A. · Your answer is "Jani na dada", when somebody asks you for directions whether it's to Esplanade, Metro rail, Nandan or Gariahat. · You come across a Xerox shop: "Xerox machine
STRANGE COINCIDENCE (Vishakhapat/Jokes )
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of Champagne , too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a speci
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of Champagne , too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a speci
Nov 08,2008
foreign trip (Aurangabad/Jokes )
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
DESI JOKE (Coimbatore/Jokes )
MUSKARAIYE Nav Dampati se photographer ne kahaa; Muskaraiye - taaki aapko yaad rahe, aap kabhi muskarate bhi the
MUSKARAIYE Nav Dampati se photographer ne kahaa; Muskaraiye - taaki aapko yaad rahe, aap kabhi muskarate bhi the
Nov 07,2008
TC (Mysore/Jokes )
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
cricket in heaven... (Ranchi/Jokes )
One day there were two elderly friends talking to each other in a park. Incidentally both the men were cricket crazy. One man asked the other " Do they play cricket in Heaven ?" The other man said "i too don't know". Then, they decided that whoe
One day there were two elderly friends talking to each other in a park. Incidentally both the men were cricket crazy. One man asked the other " Do they play cricket in Heaven ?" The other man said "i too don't know". Then, they decided that whoe
STRANGE COINCIDENCE (Jabalpur/Jokes )
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of Champagne , too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a specia
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of Champagne , too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a specia
I WANT A GOOD HUSBAND: (Jabalpur/Jokes )
All I Need is a Miracle A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope. D
All I Need is a Miracle A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope. D
Nov 06,2008
Heroine saved 1600 lives 4 times a day!!!!!!!! (Coimbatore/Jokes )
A Diary Entry of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives.... Four times in a single day. Read till end. ********************************************************** DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise shi
A Diary Entry of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives.... Four times in a single day. Read till end. ********************************************************** DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise shi
modified newtons laws (Mysore/Jokes )
universal law: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. first law: a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a gir
universal law: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. first law: a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a gir
P-O-S-T-B-O-X. (Jabalpur/Jokes )
Manager asked to sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Manager asked to sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Nov 05,2008
Himesh ka suroor (Trivandrum/Jokes )
Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor, Surat se tu lagta khajoor, Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor, Chal Ho jaa Dooooor, Saale Langoor. Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho, Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati h
Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor, Surat se tu lagta khajoor, Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor, Chal Ho jaa Dooooor, Saale Langoor. Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho, Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati h
tourist from U.S.A. (Indore/Jokes )
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Nov 04,2008
Lecturer (Aurangabad/Jokes )
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
operation karte waqt (Ranchi/Jokes )
sardarji:-operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kuyn kate hai 2nd person:- woh isliye ki patient operation na seekh le
sardarji:-operation karte waqt patient ko behosh kuyn kate hai 2nd person:- woh isliye ki patient operation na seekh le
I am lost , need directions!!!!!!!!! (Ranchi/Jokes )
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 bloc
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 bloc
Nov 03,2008
santa (Amritsar/Jokes )
santa asks taxi .Driver : Golden Temple jaoge ?? Taxi Driver haa jauga.. Santa ne jeb se polythene nikala aur kaha. wapsi pe mere liye langer le aana !!
santa asks taxi .Driver : Golden Temple jaoge ?? Taxi Driver haa jauga.. Santa ne jeb se polythene nikala aur kaha. wapsi pe mere liye langer le aana !!
7 engineerss & 7doctors.... (Lucknow/Jokes )
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors --------------------------- There are 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they all gather at STATION. Both group trying to prove their superiority. scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) So 7 engineer
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors --------------------------- There are 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they all gather at STATION. Both group trying to prove their superiority. scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) So 7 engineer
Nov 02,2008
A MEETING WITH THE BOARD: (Nagpur/Jokes )
A Meeting With the Board After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of th
A Meeting With the Board After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of th
This 1 is 2 Much....... (Bhubaneshwar/Jokes )
One day a dog was running behind a sardar... But the SARDAR was laughing.. 1 man asked why u r so happy? He said... " Ah Ah Ah....Mere paas Airtel mobile hai... But Still Hutch network is following me.."
One day a dog was running behind a sardar... But the SARDAR was laughing.. 1 man asked why u r so happy? He said... " Ah Ah Ah....Mere paas Airtel mobile hai... But Still Hutch network is following me.."
Nov 01,2008
Sardarji - SMS (Amritsar/Jokes )
Sardarji sent a sms to his pregnant wife. A few seconds latter he received a report n started dancing. Report read: SARDARNI DELIVERED.
Sardarji sent a sms to his pregnant wife. A few seconds latter he received a report n started dancing. Report read: SARDARNI DELIVERED.
Oct 31,2008
How ShareMarket Works????? (Ranchi/Jokes )
"Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys went out in the forest and started catching them. The man bough
"Once upon a time in a village a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys went out in the forest and started catching them. The man bough
pope's crossword (Kanpur/Jokes )
POPE'S CROSSWORD The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle and asks his assistant, "Can you think of a four-letter word for 'one type of woman' that ends in u-n-t?" "How about aunt?" says the assistant. "Oh yeah," says the Pope.
POPE'S CROSSWORD The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle and asks his assistant, "Can you think of a four-letter word for 'one type of woman' that ends in u-n-t?" "How about aunt?" says the assistant. "Oh yeah," says the Pope.
Oct 30,2008
Sardar (Allahabad/Jokes )
There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwa
There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwa
Interviewer (Aurangabad/Jokes )
Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
what a joke............. (Hyderabad/Jokes )
ek ladka gadhe k saamne gir gaya. ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli-kyun.. apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho? ladka- jee haan, bhabhi ji..
ek ladka gadhe k saamne gir gaya. ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli-kyun.. apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho? ladka- jee haan, bhabhi ji..
Oct 28,2008
Astrological Prayers (Noida/Jokes )
Astrological Prayers Aries Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now? Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? Cancer
Astrological Prayers Aries Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now? Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? Cancer
Enough of Sardar jokes.......Mallu jokes are here!!!!!! (Mumbai/Jokes )
Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!! !! 1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called? IngumDax 2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is v
Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!! !! 1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called? IngumDax 2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is v
Oct 27,2008
Hydro joke (Madurai/Jokes )
He says again "baba Allah ka naam pa kuch daydu" again woman says "tamatay khu, boli na" Gets the same answer third time also, then he sees a boy coming out of house.. Beggar goes "beta zara idriou, kuin hai jo jub say tamatay khu tamatay khu b
He says again "baba Allah ka naam pa kuch daydu" again woman says "tamatay khu, boli na" Gets the same answer third time also, then he sees a boy coming out of house.. Beggar goes "beta zara idriou, kuin hai jo jub say tamatay khu tamatay khu b
Oct 26,2008
Girls..Gather enough evidence first.... (Mohali/Jokes )
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways! After they crawl out of the
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday evening. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways! After they crawl out of the
Oct 25,2008
Always do Full payment (Jabalpur/Jokes )
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary writ
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary writ
DOCTOR AND PATIENT (Coimbatore/Jokes )
Translate will be in Hindi hereafter: Patients Name (Makkhunlal) Patient : Doctor sahb mein baite tho lethe ke jaisa dikhra agar lethe tho khade hua jaisa dikhra... mein kya karoon doctor saheb.(say like that) Doctor Saheb : Tum
Translate will be in Hindi hereafter: Patients Name (Makkhunlal) Patient : Doctor sahb mein baite tho lethe ke jaisa dikhra agar lethe tho khade hua jaisa dikhra... mein kya karoon doctor saheb.(say like that) Doctor Saheb : Tum
Different Opinion (Ludhiana/Jokes )
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.
Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Mein Pregnant hu! Veeru: It's a very good News. Basanti : Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.
Oct 24,2008
TWO ITALIANS TALKING LOUDLY IN PUBLIC (Goa/Jokes )
At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on. > > They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The >lady > sitting > > next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is > galvanized > when she hears one of them says the
At a bus stop 2 Italian men get on. > > They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The >lady > sitting > > next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is > galvanized > when she hears one of them says the
Friends of Women.. (Aurangabad/Jokes )
Friends of Women.. A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm
Friends of Women.. A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm
Oct 23,2008
Affairs (Agra/Jokes )
The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awaken
The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awaken
Daddy Pig and Baby Pig. (Indore/Jokes )
One day the daddy pig and Baby pig ( Baap Dukkar and Beta Dukkar ) while having the beakfast of Human Shit, baby pig asks daddy pig " Daddy Tell me just as we eat this human shit , do human beings also eat our shit?" Daddy pig replies with ange
One day the daddy pig and Baby pig ( Baap Dukkar and Beta Dukkar ) while having the beakfast of Human Shit, baby pig asks daddy pig " Daddy Tell me just as we eat this human shit , do human beings also eat our shit?" Daddy pig replies with ange
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? (Madurai/Jokes )
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Some Film titles may be like these: · Login Karo Sajna · Naukar PC Ka · 1942 -- A Bug Story · Kaho Na Virus Hai · Crash Se Crash Tak · Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai · Shaheed
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Some Film titles may be like these: · Login Karo Sajna · Naukar PC Ka · 1942 -- A Bug Story · Kaho Na Virus Hai · Crash Se Crash Tak · Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai · Shaheed
Oct 22,2008
A.K.B (Jabalpur/Jokes )
Ladki de doodh peene ke 5 fayde. 1-Milabat ka khatra nehi.2-Basi hone ka Khatra Nehi,3-Akarsak Packing,4-Bye 1 Get 1 Free,5-Hamesh garam gas ka Bachat
Ladki de doodh peene ke 5 fayde. 1-Milabat ka khatra nehi.2-Basi hone ka Khatra Nehi,3-Akarsak Packing,4-Bye 1 Get 1 Free,5-Hamesh garam gas ka Bachat