Sun sohniye husan diye pariye ni tu sohni a koi vajeer ta nahi,
jina naal tu galla kare has has k j oh badshah ne asi fakir te nahi,
mania k tu bahut sohni a par siala d heer te nahi,
ki hoya j asi tenu akh maar ti kamliye akh e c teer ta nahi.

baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian raha di,
je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di.

asi sada ladaiyan to dur rehande haan………gandasi chal jaye ta hor gal ae,
asi daru nu kadi hath nahi launde…………. sham dhal jaye ta hor gal ae,
asi kadi koi kudi nahi ched-de……………..yaar ral jaan ta hor gal ae,
assi paas hone taa kadi sikheya nahi………..nakal chal jaye ta hor gal ae.

jado saade vangu tere dil te lagu gi, pher din saade naal guzare yaad aunge,
gedi maardi jado diggi kise bhape de ENTICER to pher yaaran
de BULLET yaad aunge. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi…..
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi…..
Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi………………

Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,

cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha,
Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !

Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.

Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….
saley ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko, naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena…
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena…
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena…..

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,
phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

Suraj Hua Madham , chand chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song : ” main nikla,
plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod aya mein W.T.C. tod
aaya… ”

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim, deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ???

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far………

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEELE HO GAYE.

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua, Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua, Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua…

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.

Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se ,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan……
wah! wah! wah! wah!

Ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad